Truth in dark comedy

This joke is off-colour but on point:

“An attractive young woman walks in to a bar. Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns to the man beside her, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here, good-looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on . . . It doesn’t matter to me. I just love it.”

The man’s eyes open wide with interest: “No kidding” he says “I’m in investment banking too. What firm are you with?”

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The train wreck continues

This weekend in transit I read analyst Mike Mayo’s new book: “Exile on Wall Street” which I enjoyed and recommend as a good inside glimpse of the financial community.  On a plane I was also able to finally watch the HBO movie “Too Big to fail”.  I had heard this film was too sympathetic to the investment bankers that orchestrated and profited from the leverage bubble.  It might be a little kind to Hank “Bazooka” Paulson, but I thought it was entertaining and offers some meaningful insight on the “big men in little coats” that were pulling the levers of the bailout frenzy in the fall of 2008.  (Also gives you some sense of the horror and stress they must be facing now as the financial system rolls into the next phase of Lehman-like-triggers.)

Meanwhile as many cities have been arresting hundreds of Occupy protestors over the past few days, Rolling Stone’s Matt Taibbi brings our attention to one of many outrageous examples of inequality and unfairness in present thinking and policies: a single mother of two was sentenced to three years in jail for lying on a food stamp application.  Apparently she did not disclose that she had previous drug convictions which, in some states makes a person ineligible for food.  Here is Taibbi:

Anita McLemore…lied to feed her children, gave back every penny of her “fraud” when she got caught, and is now going to do three years in prison…

But you can be a serial fraud offender like Citigroup, which has repeatedly been dragged into court for the same offenses and has repeatedly ignored court injunctions to abstain from fraud, and this does not make you ineligible to receive $45 billion in bailouts and other forms of federal assistance.

This is the reason why all of these settlements allowing banks to walk away without “admissions of wrongdoing” are particularly insidious. A normal person, once he gets a felony conviction, immediately begins to lose his rights as a citizen.

But white-collar criminals of the type we’ve seen in recent years on Wall Street – both the individuals and the corporate “citizens” – do not suffer these ramifications. They commit crimes without real consequence, allowing them to retain access to the full smorgasbord of subsidies and financial welfare programs that, let’s face it, are the source of most of their profits.

Why, I wonder, does a bank that has committed fraud multiple times get to retain access to the Federal Reserve discount window? Why should Citigroup and Goldman Sachs get to keep their status as Primary Dealers of U.S. government debt? Are there not enough banks without extensive histories of fraud and malfeasance that can be awarded these de facto subsidies?

See:  Woman gets jail for food stamp fraud; while Wall Street fraudsters get bailouts

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China Vice-Premier Wong: chronic global recession

Vice Premier Wong offered uncommon candour this weekend: 

“The one thing that we can be certain of, among all the uncertainties, is that the global economic recession caused by the international financial crisis will be chronic,” Wang was quoted by the official Xinhua news agency.

The Chinese stock market seems to agree, see the updates on the Shanghai comp and the Risk trade in Cory’s Twitter Chartroom. 

Meanwhile the European debt crisis has gone viral as global banks are dumping their vast holdings of European bonds and not buying the new issue bonds that Euro countries desperately want to sell. This is setting up for a 2008-style credit freeze all over again.  “When the noise gets loud it’s better to watch from the sidelines rather than stay in the game”, said one money market manager.”  See NYT:  Lenders Flee Debt of European Nations and Banks. 

Retail investors, please take note:  “RISK OFF”.

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