This joke is off-colour but on point:
“An attractive young woman walks in to a bar. Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns to the man beside her, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here, good-looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on . . . It doesn’t matter to me. I just love it.”
The man’s eyes open wide with interest: “No kidding” he says “I’m in investment banking too. What firm are you with?”
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